here man i got the perfect book for u
with super-sturdy pages for your idiot hands
when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2
Hannibal: *screams from mountain top* I EAT PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Jack Crawford at the bottom of the mountain: *screams back* YOU EAT PINEAPPLE? ME TOO!!
Jack Crawford, later, back in his office: Will probably eats people.
Me trying to save my academic career